An EXCERPT from A METHOD
AND APPARATUS OF ARRIVAL AND/OR DEPARTURE
Elyse Brownell
FIELD
The
presented poem is broadly directed toward what it means to arrive and what it
means to depart, as well as the steps and materials needed to leave. Such a
system will prevent entrapment, loneliness, and other mental conditions.
ABSTRACT
Presented
is one method and apparatus of arrival and/or departure having an aperture of
the space-time continuum for the sake of travelling from one location to
another location. Specifically, what are
the steps needed to take in order to come to the decision to leave one
location, to depart, and to arrive in another location, to arrive. Furthermore, what is contained in the
decision to leave said location, i.e., the heart, a hollow muscle or organ that
pumps blood throughout the blood vessels, among other methods. Further, further, this one method of arrival
and/or departure is one that could not be ignored, avoided, or prevented.
BACKGROUND
There
is that check-in that you must procure.
Which, if you think about it, you’re just reconfirming the confirmation
you’ve already made and if you’re not “checking” bags but rather carrying them
on your persons, then what is the point of the check-in? To Check-In: the process whereby a person
announces their arrival. Airport: I am
arriving. What it means to arrive. To
carry your body across point A to arrive at point B. With arrival comes the
departure, the departure of body, waiting, sitting still, crossing lands and
oceans. Fall asleep in one state wake up
in another. Insomnia. I am body awake beneath this dream. Lover, I am awake
beneath this realm holding your hand in another state. When we arrived we
departed. When we departed we
arrived.
The
following listing of claims will replace all prior versions/listings of claims
in the above-captioned poem:
What
is Claimed:
1.
A decision to leave, comprising:
a reason, consisting of:
i) a need to see
a person whom you have not seen in a long time, said time greater than or
directly equal to six months, said months comprising the Gregorian calendar of
months; and
ii) a want, a
feeling you cannot contain, like sunlight in a glass jar, like, holding a hand
a little longer, a little softer, said hand relative to the person whom you
have not seen in a long time, said time greater than or directly equal to six months,
said months comprising the Gregorian calendar of months;
monetary value greater than or
equal to the cost of your heart, comprising:
i) a hollow
muscle or organ that pumps blood throughout the blood vessels, relative to
cardiac, relative to emotion, directly comprising:
collections of de-oxygenated blood;
a mesh work of cardiac muscle cells; and
love: a variety of feelings, states, and attitudes.
2. The assembly of claim 1, wherein a
circumstance does not prevent a person from making said decision.
3. The assembly of claim 1, wherein the need is
not in direct contact with selfish reasons to arrive at said decision.
4. The assembly of claim 1, wherein the want
cannot be avoided at any cost, wherein the sunlight in a glass jar is a
metaphor but the holding of a hand is literal.
5. The assembly of claim 1, wherein the monetary
value is on a scale of USD and heart strings, of which are equivalent to the
relation of the amount of heart strings that will deteriorate if a person does
not make the decision to leave.
6. The assembly of claim 1, wherein the heart
remains inside the chest of the person who has made the decision to leave.
7. The assembly of claim 6, wherein the chest of
the person who has made the decision to leave, is located on said persons.
8. The assembly of claim 1, wherein the
composition of said heart is only an opinion made by the person who has made
the decision to leave.
9. A method and apparatus of arrival, comprising:
an aircraft assembly unit containing
passenger seats for said person who has made the decision to leave; and/or
a motor vehicle containing a
seat for said person who has made the decision to leave;
fuel;
monetary value greater than or
equal to the cost of your heart;
the desire to arrive, consisting
of;
i) the act of coming
to or reaching a place;
ii) someone or
something that has come to a place; and
iii) the time
when something begins or happens.
10. The method of claim 9, wherein said aircraft
assembly unit abides by the terms required by aviation safety, specifically:
the theory, investigation, and categorization
of flight failures;
the prevention of such failures
through regulation, education, and training;
various campaigns to inform the
public as to the safety of air travel; and
the passenger who is standing in
the row adjusting their carry-ons after the captain has turned on the fasten
seat belt sign, and the passengers have been informed it is no longer safe to
move about the cabin, does not exist.
11. The method of claim 9, wherein said motor
vehicle, comprises:
a self-propelled wheeled vehicle
that does not operate on rails;
the vehicle propulsion is
provided by an engine or motor;
is identified within a number of
vehicle classes; and
the operator of said vehicle is
either the person who has made the decision to leave or is the person who was
convinced by the person who has made the decision to leave either by monetary,
sexual, neighborly, and the like, gestures.
12. The method of claim 9, wherein the type of
fuel is the preferred specialized type of petroleum-based fuel used to power an
aircraft.
13. The method of claim 9, wherein the monetary
value is on a scale of USD and heart strings, of which are equivalent to the
relation of the amount of heart strings that will deteriorate if a person does
not make the decision to leave.
14. The method of
claim 9, wherein the time when something begins or happens is relative to the
location of arrival, directly opposite from the location of departure.
15. The method of
claim 14, wherein said location is directly relative to the end result to the
decision made by the person to leave.
16. The method of
claim 14, wherein said location is directly relative to an infinite number of
results to the decision made by the person to leave.