Tuesday, April 8, 2014

A Poem Written As a Patent Application: First Attempt

An EXCERPT from A METHOD AND APPARATUS OF ARRIVAL AND/OR DEPARTURE
Elyse Brownell

FIELD
The presented poem is broadly directed toward what it means to arrive and what it means to depart, as well as the steps and materials needed to leave. Such a system will prevent entrapment, loneliness, and other mental conditions.

ABSTRACT
Presented is one method and apparatus of arrival and/or departure having an aperture of the space-time continuum for the sake of travelling from one location to another location.  Specifically, what are the steps needed to take in order to come to the decision to leave one location, to depart, and to arrive in another location, to arrive.  Furthermore, what is contained in the decision to leave said location, i.e., the heart, a hollow muscle or organ that pumps blood throughout the blood vessels, among other methods.  Further, further, this one method of arrival and/or departure is one that could not be ignored, avoided, or prevented.
BACKGROUND
There is that check-in that you must procure.  Which, if you think about it, you’re just reconfirming the confirmation you’ve already made and if you’re not “checking” bags but rather carrying them on your persons, then what is the point of the check-in?  To Check-In: the process whereby a person announces their arrival.  Airport: I am arriving.  What it means to arrive. To carry your body across point A to arrive at point B. With arrival comes the departure, the departure of body, waiting, sitting still, crossing lands and oceans.  Fall asleep in one state wake up in another. Insomnia. I am body awake beneath this dream. Lover, I am awake beneath this realm holding your hand in another state. When we arrived we departed.  When we departed we arrived. 


The following listing of claims will replace all prior versions/listings of claims in the above-captioned poem: 

What is Claimed:

1.  A decision to leave, comprising:
                a reason, consisting of:
                                i) a need to see a person whom you have not seen in a long time, said time greater than or directly equal to six months, said months comprising the Gregorian calendar of months; and
                                ii) a want, a feeling you cannot contain, like sunlight in a glass jar, like, holding a hand a little longer, a little softer, said hand relative to the person whom you have not seen in a long time, said time greater than or directly equal to six months, said months comprising the Gregorian calendar of months;
                monetary value greater than or equal to the cost of your heart, comprising:
                                i) a hollow muscle or organ that pumps blood throughout the blood vessels, relative to cardiac, relative to emotion, directly comprising:
                                                collections of de-oxygenated blood;
                                                a mesh work of cardiac muscle cells; and
                                                love: a variety of feelings, states, and attitudes.
2.  The assembly of claim 1, wherein a circumstance does not prevent a person from making said decision.
3.  The assembly of claim 1, wherein the need is not in direct contact with selfish reasons to arrive at said decision.
4.  The assembly of claim 1, wherein the want cannot be avoided at any cost, wherein the sunlight in a glass jar is a metaphor but the holding of a hand is literal.
5.  The assembly of claim 1, wherein the monetary value is on a scale of USD and heart strings, of which are equivalent to the relation of the amount of heart strings that will deteriorate if a person does not make the decision to leave.
6.  The assembly of claim 1, wherein the heart remains inside the chest of the person who has made the decision to leave.
7.  The assembly of claim 6, wherein the chest of the person who has made the decision to leave, is located on said persons.
8.  The assembly of claim 1, wherein the composition of said heart is only an opinion made by the person who has made the decision to leave.
9.  A method and apparatus of arrival, comprising:
                an aircraft assembly unit containing passenger seats for said person who has made the decision to leave; and/or
                a motor vehicle containing a seat for said person who has made the decision to leave;
                fuel;  
                monetary value greater than or equal to the cost of your heart;
                the desire to arrive, consisting of;
                              i) the act of coming to or reaching a place;
ii) someone or something that has come to a place; and
                                iii) the time when something begins or happens.
10.  The method of claim 9, wherein said aircraft assembly unit abides by the terms required by aviation safety, specifically:
                the theory, investigation, and categorization of flight failures;
                the prevention of such failures through regulation, education, and training;
                various campaigns to inform the public as to the safety of air travel; and
                the passenger who is standing in the row adjusting their carry-ons after the captain has turned on the fasten seat belt sign, and the passengers have been informed it is no longer safe to move about the cabin, does not exist.
11.  The method of claim 9, wherein said motor vehicle, comprises:
                a self-propelled wheeled vehicle that does not operate on rails;
                the vehicle propulsion is provided by an engine or motor;
                is identified within a number of vehicle classes; and
                the operator of said vehicle is either the person who has made the decision to leave or is the person who was convinced by the person who has made the decision to leave either by monetary, sexual, neighborly, and the like, gestures.
12.  The method of claim 9, wherein the type of fuel is the preferred specialized type of petroleum-based fuel used to power an aircraft.
13.  The method of claim 9, wherein the monetary value is on a scale of USD and heart strings, of which are equivalent to the relation of the amount of heart strings that will deteriorate if a person does not make the decision to leave.
14. The method of claim 9, wherein the time when something begins or happens is relative to the location of arrival, directly opposite from the location of departure.
15. The method of claim 14, wherein said location is directly relative to the end result to the decision made by the person to leave.
16. The method of claim 14, wherein said location is directly relative to an infinite number of results to the decision made by the person to leave.



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